Legendary college football coach Joseph Vincent Paterno lost his battle with lung cancer surrounded by close friends and family in the Happy Valley of State College, Pennsylvania last night. He was 85.
Just when we’ve finally gotten over the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries split, it looks like there’s a new national nightmare to keep us up at night — Ashton Kutcher has quit Twitter.
Deep breath. We’ll get through this together.