Since the dawn of time, we humans have looked for ways to make every aspect of our lives easier. Fire gave us the ability to cook food and stop dying from salmonella and e-coli. It provided us warmth so we'd quit literally freezing to death. The wheel made mobility quicker and put an end to rampant death by charlie horse (???). Ironically, advancements in wheel technology over the years have contributed to countless deaths, but that's another topic for another time. Now there's a new invention that could put all others to shame. I present to you...the VIP Fridge Magnet.