Taco Bell is Basically Releasing Chicken Nuggets But Calling Them Chips

Taco Bell, what are you doing?

Taco Bell is a known innovator in all things stoner-food. From making taco shells out of Doritos to making the taco shell a piece of chicken, Taco Bell is truly next level stuff. However, today, everyone's favorite post-drinking destination announced this:

Yep, the Naked Chicken Chips. Those sound pretty great...until you realize that they are just chicken nuggets! I thought that they would wrap chicken around a chip using some sort of magic, but that says it's just made completely out of chicken. That's nothing new. You just reshaped a chicken nugget! You can't just re-imagine how we see everyone's favorite school lunch. It doesn't matter what shape you make it. By that logic, I can claim that I'm selling dinosaur meat based on my adorably-shaped nugs.

I'm totally fine with you selling this (and will order them at midnight like a good 30 year old), but don't call it a "chip." That's just lying to your incredibly sophisticated customer base.