Sunny’s Conversations With a Three-Year-Old
As I've written before, three-year-olds can be the pits. However, one awesome quality of threenagers is their aptitude for exquisite toddler comedy. Throughout the life of my three-year-old, he's said some hilarious things. Today, I'm going to do a little humor piece I'd like to call, "Conversations with a Three-Year-Old." So, here we go.
1) The Standoff
2) The Creeper
*Hears heavy breathing outside bathroom door*
Me: What are you doing?
3-year-old: *whispers* I'm going to have to break the door down...
3) The Flirt
4) The Procrastinator
3-year-old: I have to poop!
Me: Okay, let's go potty.
Me: Yes, you said you have to poop.
3-year-old: I don't have to poop.
Me: You just said...
3-year-old: I DON'T HAVE POOP!
5) The Defiant