Secret Menu Items Found on the Evansville ‘Sex Toy’ Food Cart

This morning on The Rob's Radio Show with Kat Mykals, we reported on a food cart in Evansville that was shut down for not updating their out of date city permits. It was then discovered that the food cart was actually selling sex toy products.

So, we had a little fun coming up with secret menu items for the  Pops Popcorn and Koosier Daddy's "food cart" -- ya know, for when they reopen...

• Fudge Covered Banana
• PB&KY
• Ben Wa Meatballs (The mayonnaise comes from a strange pump.)
• One-size Fits All "Onion Rings"
• Vibrating Hot Dogs
• Porncorn
• The Pink Fish Taco
• The Tossed Salad (with Chunky Blue Cheese)
• Oatmeal Cream Pie
• The Smothered Roast Beef Sandwich