My desk is apparently where once proud and popular technology goes to die.

Just like at my home, and I'm sure yours, I have a drawer in my desk that has become a "junk drawer"; a space for things I've used over the years that really didn't fit in any other space. Items that at the time were quite useful and kept with the mindset that the day would come were I may use them again. And just like my junk drawer at home, those days never came, and now I have a drawer full of completely useless crap.