Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and model-turned-actress Carmen Electra were spotted together at Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood on Tuesday night (March 5), where they were allegedly inseparable.

We wonder how Simon Cowell and his magical moobs feel about this.

Lochte took to Instagram to talk about this encounter, extrapolating with the missive, “Me and beautiful @carmenelectra my biggest crush since childhood. Finally meeting her. #jeah”

Along with it he included the photo you see on your left, which made them both look oddly demon-possessed. (Hey, we've been in bars. That kind of stuff can happen before you even realize it.)

Witnesses at the club say the duo wasn't keen on hiding their make-out session, but instead "were in a booth together and he had his arm around her and they were kissing on the lips. At one point, they were standing up and kissing and everyone saw them.”

Although the source did add, “They did not leave together, and I am not sure if they will see each other again."

Electra later responded with her own (much more flattering) photo of the two of them:

A source claims that the pair met earlier in the day when Lochte was filming his upcoming reality show, 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?'

"They are both single and having fun and it was very flirty," someone said. "She was his first crush and so I think that's why they were introduced. They hit it off straight away and decided to hang out that night."

Lochte's representative has yet to respond to the claims, most likely because this is the best free publicity for his new show ever.