A man, Reginald D. White, fell 30 feet off the Sunshine Skyway Bridge into the ocean while attempting to change a flat tire last night.  He was rushed to the hospital,  treated for minor injuries, so that's why it's ok for me to make this since he is just fine.

 

These are his (possible) thoughts during the whole process

"A flat tire...great.  Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse"

"Nope Nope, I was wrong, day just got worse!!!!!" (Cue falling whistle sound)

"Who builds thigh high walls????"

"Oh good, I haven't had a chance to practice my double back flip in a while"

"I guess it's an OK day for for a nightly swim"

"Oh, the moon looks nice tonight!"

"Has it been at least 30 minutes since dinner?"

 

More From WDKS-FM