This is what happens when you give a man with the mind of a child some free time and an iPad.
After watching Jimmy Fallon and Katie Holmes play a game on The Tonight Show earlier this week using the built-in Photobooth app that comes standard on all iPads, I decided they shouldn't be the only people to have some fun with the wacky app.
Truth be told, I've messed around with this app at home before. A guy can only play "Temple Run 2" so many times before his mind starts turning to mush and he wakes up in a cold sweat after nightmares of demon-monkeys haunt his dreams.
Here's a few Photobooth-modified pictures I took in my office earlier today with the station's iPad.
My people breathe through our ears. Don't ask where how we eat. You don't want to know.
Yes boss, I will make hole in wall with head. Me do good?
Talk about a "split personality"! (I'll show myself out.)
I am Lord Sneer. The odor of common folk offends me.
Me play football. Me tackle quarterback guy. Me big.
I am the sunshine of your life.
People of Earth. Take me to where you store all your Skittles.
How did you get all the way up to the top of my beanstalk?
This is how imagine people see things at Bonnaroo.