As a person in my twenties (barely), I never thought I would be thought of as a prematurely old person either by others or by myself. Yet, that time has arrived. Unfortunately, it wasn't exactly a nice transitional realization, but more of a kick to the face type of epiphany.
Of all the dark, dystopian tech Black Mirror has devised in four seasons, we never thought pizza would betray us. And yet, our inexorable slide into Charlie Brooker’s digital nightmare continues, as Pizza Hut will soon have self-driving trucks out to murder us all.