Need Some Underwear? – The Weird and Worst from Evansville Buy/Sell/Trade

If you've spent any time on Facebook, you've run across several Buy/Sell/Trade groups in the area. I got added to one recently and decided to compile a list of the top 3 worst and weird things I find on the site during the week. So here we go! It's the first ever Weird and Worst from Evansville Buy/Sell/Trade!

WEIRD: Damaged Dress

Prom season is coming very soon so why not head over to Facebook and buy yourself a slightly damaged prom dress? Sure, it could "probably be fixed" (which means PLEASE BUY THIS FROM ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO THROW IT OUT) but why ruin the integrity of the dress? The weirdest part about this post is how you have to go to Central High School to pick it up. Is the girl in the picture wearing it when you go to pick it up? If so, taking dresses off of high school girls sounds like a great way to get arrested.

WEIRD: Child's Scooter

Prepare your child for their inevitable DUI-caused suspended license by getting them this adorable scooter! Your child will be adorable scooting around the town asking for gas money and needing only "3 or 4 more dollars for a hotel room." The owner was going to fix the throttle or whatever but who has time for that when you can unload it on someone else for $20? Kids, don't even fix it. Some things can't be repaired, like your relationship with your parents after they buy you a scooter!

Worst: Bra and Panties (Probably Used More Than You Want to Know)

First off, 38DD makes me say DAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN. Now that that is out of the way, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL YOUR UNDERWEAR TO INTERNET STRANGERS? Do you want creepy guys to message you, because that's how you get creepy guys to message you. It's cool that you lost weight and can no longer wear this ensemble but maybe try to find a friend or family member to give these to first? Maybe you did already and you couldn't find anyone. Regardless, posting your used underwear on the equivalent of a garage sale group probably isn't going to get you the most savory people inquiring about your undergarments . However, $20 is $20 so fellas, message away! (But don't, nobody likes an internet underwear sniffer).