Brian Pankey sets a new world record by simultaneously juggling, eating and balancing on a crude device called a “rola bola,” according to RecordSetter. Is this the most awesomely random world record yet or what?

Pankey takes an astounding 77 bites out of three apples as he juggles and balances at the same time. We sure hope he chewed his food.

Watch Pankey set the world record for “juggle biting,” a thing we just made up, below.

[BuzzFeed]