As Charlie Sheen continues to make TV appearance after TV appearance, his lunatic rants become more and more memorable. Each filled with quotes more bizarre than the last that become increasing difficult to remember. Fortunately, one man has dedicated himself to keeping track of them for us.

Meet Jeff Moffatt, a Winnipeg, Ontario, Canada man who has created the internet's hottest new website, Live The Sheen Dream.com. Moffatt created the website last weekend before the Sheen Machine kicked into overdrive with his numerous TV and radio appearances. Yesterday alone, the site was visited over 16 million times and features such timeless quotes as "I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering", "Let's hook up and just bring fiery death", and "Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."

Check out the site if you're looking for a good laugh, want to feel better about your own life, or you're looking for some kind of inspiration life-message. God help you if it's the last option.