Today I heard the news that Eddie Murphy is scheduled to play the role of Marion Barry, former Mayor of Washington, D.C., and thought to myself, "Self, if you could have any celebrity play you in a movie of your life, who would it be?" The first thought that came to mind, mostly due to ego, was Denzel Washington. Now, as handsome as we both ARE, Denzel's a little too tall and the walk is all wrong...sorry Denzel. Just as that thought was leaving my brain, I saw a commercial on Comedy Central for a Kevin Hart Stand-up special, and I thought to my self again, "That's it...Kevin Hart would be the perfect ME in a movie of my life!" I think he would do it too! I've lived a pretty interesting life, and adding a little comedic twist to it would be perfect! It would be like the 8-Mile of radio instead of rap, but I won't give TOO much of the plot line away. Kevin Hart is short, just like me, same kind of facial features and mannerisms, and we both like to make people smile. I think he'd be perfect! So, if someone decided to make a movie of your life, who would you get to play YOU?!