This is what "It Came From Evansville Watch" is supposed to sound like!

This is an example of a "truly Evansville" "It Came From Evansville Watch."  Listen to the audio HERE featuring these CRAZY stories!

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Dispatch: Caller reports he was outside planting flowers & his neighbor came out & smacked him. On S Governor St.

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Dispatch: Male caller on E Maryland reports a man just tossed a brick thru his window. It's all over a woman, he said

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Possible poaching incident reported at Garvin Park. Cell caller witnessed a man catch a duck in a net and put it in his truck. He was last seen driving SB on Read St in a white truck pulling a trailer w/ lawn equipment.

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Dispatch: A car has hit gas pump #7 at the Morgan Ave & Boeke Rd Thornton's. It is leaking. EFD E4 & EPD dispatched.

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I just overheard an EPD officer say they have located the Giraffe. They said something about a golf course, so I guess someone took it by the neck and loaded it up....
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