Scoopertino.com, a website dedicated to made up news about all things Apple related (think of it like a tech version of The Onion), published a story claiming the company has decided to cut costs by having Siri re-record all 12 million songs in the iTunes catalog. As proof, they provided an exclusive in studio video of Siri's take on the Led Zeppelin classic "Stairway to Heaven".

According to the story, while greedy musicians are in it for the money, Siri has agreed to handle the monstrous task for nothing more than “a daily battery charge and regular screen wipes with a microfiber cloth.”

Check out the video below to see Siri in action.