What I love about the elderly is that they say whatever is on their mind, because they just don't care anymore.

Michael Bender, operator of the website, Awkaward Family Photos, recently got married in California. Unfortunately his grandparents, 94 and 90 year old Kenny and Selma, live in Tamarac, Florida and were unable to attend so Michael came up with the next best thing, he videotaped them giving a toast to the happy couple through iChat.

A few days before the big day, Michael asked Kenny and Selma, who will celebrate 72 years of marriage this year to offer five tips for a long, happy marriage before giving their toast. He then edited the video and showed it to friends and family in attendance at the reception. What he got was a hilarious video and a clear understanding of how to make a marriage.