Gavin Plays Pregnancy Prank on Co-Worker Melissa!

Workplace pranks are one of my favorite things, especially when they are completely harmless.

Over the weekend, my good friend Melissa (formerly of KISS, now on WKDQ), got a new vehicle. Her previous car was a pretty sweet Mustang but her new car is definitely more adult. Here it is below:

That's quite the ride. However, it has 4-doors, with a spacious backseat. For a recently married woman, this type of vehicle can only mean one thing! She's pregnant!

Or not. Melissa is totally not pregnant but people on the Facebook machine totally jumped to that conclusion because once you are married, your uterus enters into "suitable topics to discuss at any time." Granted, I probably didn't help matters:

Yeah, I'm kind of the worst. But I didn't stop there. This morning, I decided to print out a photo of an ultrasound and hang it in Melissa's cubicle. Inasmuch, she was questioned about her non-existent child for about an hour before realizing what was going on. Her reaction was about what I expected:

Was this the best prank in existence? Probably not, but it showcases the occasional hijinks we get into here at the station. And I thought you'd all like to see those hijinks. But for real, Melissa, congrats on your 100% real baby that is growing inside of you and validates the new vehicle you bought!*

*Melissa is NOT pregnant and if I didn't put this disclaimer, she might actually set me on fire.