Friend from High School Wants Help With Pyramid Scheme – The Worst and Weird of Evansville Buy/Sell/Trade

It's time to dive into the stuff people don't want and the stuff you'll buy as long as it's cheap! It's time for the Weird and Worst of Evansville B/S/T!

Weird: Custom Decals

Honestly, this isn't that weird. Some guy wants to sell you custom decals for your car, truck, dog, cat, etc. The thing that catches my eye is that big ol' Dallas Cowboys decal. Pretty sure that's the most copyrighted thing in existence. Jerry Jones isn't giving permission to just anyone to use their coveted star symbol. At least change the spelling to Cowboyz or something.

Also, check out this person's motorcycle decals:

I hope this dude gives away complimentary brooms because there is no way they'll be able to keep the ladies away with this Ed Hardy-looking motorcycle.

Weird: Whatever the **** this is

Yes, I see that is a pool alarm but why does it look like a traffic cone's fetus? I guess the idea is that it floats and then goes off if someone falls into the pool. I'm all for pool safety but is this a bit excessive? Just close the pool. No need for this elaborate display of wealth. You already have a pool, why you gotta make everyone feel bad by having a pool AND a fancy anti-death alarm. On the plus side, this does provide Blake Lively to grab onto to avoid sharks.

WORST: People Selling Pyramid Scheme's in Facebook Groups

We all have that one Facebook friend that we went to high school with who is constantly trying to force whatever get rich quick scheme they are caught up in now on us. It's bad enough when you see that stuff in the Timeline, but to force it onto groups is just as bad. I don't think anyone has ever jumped at one of these offers. If I'm on Facebook, I'm already comparing my life to everyone else and feeling bad about that. I don't have time to also feel body issues. Get off my ass, I'm already sad I don't own a house yet. I don't want to help you build a mansion off of my 3-6 weeks of trying your product! If you'll excuse me, I have bikini pics to creep on.