Excuses for Being Late for Work That Only Evansville Employees Can Use
Do you find yourself constantly running late for work? Never fear! We have some great excuses for you to use, but only if you're from Evansville!
The line for coffee was really long this morning and you know I need my coffee!!!
The turn light at Burkhardt & the Lloyd is never long enough to get more than a few cars through and the line was long! I had to sit through 20 cycles of that light!
Speaking of the Lloyd - Who puts a 45 mph speed limit on an expressway?!?! More like slow-way.
I was caught behind a gang of scooters who couldn't go any faster than 20 mph
My neighbors meth lab blew up and caught my garage on fire