All mullets bow before your new king!

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The mullet is the legendary haircut that promotes "Business in front, party in back," yet you don't want to be associated with it. It's no longer in style (unless you are David from The Lost Boys) should never be attempted by anyone.

One guy apparently didn't get the memo and got arrested while mulleted. And because mullets and mugshot go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong, we have photographic evidence:

Evansville Vanderburgh Sheriffs Department

I censored the face of this suspect as I didn't want to steal the limelight from that majestic flock of hair that adorns his head. The s*** is untamed and not to be eff'ed with.

Regardless, the mullet is epic and is the mullet all other mullets strive to be.