Evansville's elite always making us look good!

 

While he may not be stuck in a chimney or morbidly obese, another Evansville criminal has made national news this week.  Locally, the video of Christopher McGlauflin attempting to rob the McDonald's on Fares Ave. because of its obsurdity...  His unsuccessful struggle to open cash register, his satisfying settling for a handful of tasty parfaits instead, his bizarre decision to return to the scene of the crime while police were investigating...  The whole incident is full of evidence to support that he is the dumbest criminal of all time.  If you have not seen this footage yet, and you are an Evansville resident, you MUST watch below!