Crime Fail – Would-Be Thief’s Attempted Robbery Ends in Smashing Failure
File this one under “Score One for the Good Guys”.
Their plan was perfect. One person goes in to knock over a small cafe while the getaway driver waits outside. They even use a motorcycle so there’s no pesky car doors to open as they speed off with money that doesn’t belong to them, just hop on the back and go. What could possibly go wrong? Everything.
OK, maybe not “everything”, just the part where you get the money and speed away, you know, the whole reason your robbing the joint in the first place. The events leading up to that point seem to go as they were drawn up.
The two pull up, with the robber hopping off the back and casually walking into the store I assume to give off the perception that he’s just another everyday customer looking to grab cup of joe and perhaps a pastry. While the video does show what takes place inside the store after he walks in, I assume it went something like this:
Robber: Give me all your money!
Employee: I will do no such thing.
Robber: C’mon man, just hand it over. Don’t make me hurt you.
Employee: HA! HA! HA! Get out of here. Better yet, let me help you…
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Bravo, cafe employee. Bravo.