Actor and universal hottie Johnny Depp was promoting his newest film 'The Lone Ranger' (in which he plays Native American Tonto because what could go wrong there?) when he was asked whom he'd like to play in his next movie.
After a pause, Depp admitted that he'd love to portray actress, singer and comedienne Carol Channing.
No, we didn't make that up. Our imaginations are good but they aren't that good.