Yeah, you read that right.

Amanda Whittaker suffers from a condition called objectum sexuality which means that instead of falling in love with a person of the opposite sex (or same sex, or whatever floats your boat), she falls head over heels for inanimate the drumkit she had a "relationship" with for 10 years (there's a rim-shot joke in there somewhere). Sadly, the relationship ended when something bigger, and greener caught her eye...our very own Statue of Liberty.

Check out the video of Amanda on a British talk show talking about her condition in which she discusses her "girlfriend" Lady Liberty as well as details of times when she became intimate with her former fling, the drumkit. My favorite part of the whole thing is watching the hosts stammer through their questions as they try wrap their minds around her situation.