How is Batman like a bottle of shampoo and Bane like a talking banana? Well, you see, Batman is trying to wash the dirt out of Gotham City, and Bane is … like … a talking banana.

To be honest, we have no idea why comedian Matt Mulholland created this ‘Dark Knight Rises’ parody that recasts Bruce Wayne as a bottle of Herbal Essence and Bane as a muzzled Chiquita. But we’re glad he did, because ‘Batman Shampoo Vs. Bane-Ana’ is the weirdest and funniest video we’ve seen all day.

And recasting superheroes as common household items and making them do battle with fruit, well, that’s our kind of stupid.