Bag of Trolls Perfect for Nightmares! – The Weird and Worst of Evansville Buy/Sell/Trade

Every week, I go through all of the weird stuff people are selling on various Tri-State Facebook groups. Let's do this!

Weird: Dresser that needs to be gone BY TOMORROW!

I love how we are only getting part of this story. The animosity that this seller has towards this wooden clothes-keeper hints at a much deeper pain. Maybe this dresser held their ex's clothes and the owner felt betrayed that the dresser wouldn't just vomit that two-timing S.O.B's clothes all over the room. Regardless, they have to have this dresser gone tomorrow and you have to pick it up. Also, serious buyers only, which brings up the question: Are people really playing games when it comes to buying a $20 dresser?

Weird: Hookah

Ahhh yes, hookah, that thing everyone got super into 7 years ago and then stopped because they realized we aren't all living in Wonderland. You couldn't go into someone's house without almost tripping over these ****ed up candlestick looking things. It was a good way to see how many burns on a carpet your friends could acquire before they decided that they were the clumsiest of tobacco enthusiasts. Also, 27 pictures seems incredibly excessive for a hookah collection. The person who buys this doesn't care what they look like. They're probably going to sit it next to their pogs, Beanie Babies, and other stuff that people no longer enjoy.

Worst: Bag of Trolls

This listing could also be called "BAG OF NIGHTMARES! ENJOY NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!" First off, nobody should have enough trolls that you can sell them by the bag-full. That means they willingly bought trolls on several different occasions. Granted, everyone does own at least one troll. One day, you just suddenly had a troll with no idea how it got there. The only thing more horrifying than opening a bag that is filled with Trolls is opening that box from Se7en that had Gwyneth Paltrow's head in it (and even then, Kevin Spacey might think the Trolls are too much). It's also super off-putting that most of the Trolls are nude meaning a Troll-orgy could take place at anytime. And I don't think I'm progressive enough to be OK with that kind of orgy.