Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic.
You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
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Charlie Sheen Calls Farrah Abraham a ‘Desperate Guzzler of Stagnant Douche Agua’
As we reported yesterday, Farrah Abraham and Charlie Sheen have been texting, and she proudly showed TMZ proof of such.
But Charlie was none too pleased about her revelation, and he's now penned an acidic missive to the teen mom that seeks to put her back in her place. Wherever that may be.
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Amanda Bynes Might Actually Get That Hip-Hop Record Deal She Wants
When Amanda Bynes first mentioned something about getting a record contract for a rap album, everyone just assumed she was mouthing off as usual. She may as well have said she was starting a boarding house for three-toed sloths.
But at least one company has taken her seriously, and is now offering her a deal. To rap about ugly people, we assume.
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Justin Bieber Steals a Paparazzo’s Camera, Continues His Rapid Descent into Thugdom [AUDIO]
Justin Bieber is back to his old tricks again, flipping out on a paparazzo for doing his job and ordering his goons to steal the man's camera like a respectable artist would.
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Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together.
While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.
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Snooki Waxes Poetic About Pregnancy + Motherhood in Her Upcoming Book [PHOTO]
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John Mayer + Katy Perry ‘Seem to Be Back Together’ at Her Memorial Day Party
Katy Perry has been a busy lady. In between platonic wedding-watching with Robert Pattinson, she managed to throw an A-list Memorial Day party -- and one of her invited guests was off-and-on boyfriend John Mayer.
Cue the "oh no, not again" eye rolling.
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep Mid-Interview – But Has an Epic Excuse for Doing It [VIDEO]
Morgan Freeman may be known for his stellar narration skills, but earlier this week he seemed more content narrating his own dreams -- because he nodded off in the middle of an interview.
Or did he?
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Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Returning to Sing Songs About Boobs at the Oscars
'Family Guy' fans have nothing to go all giggety about today, as Seth Macfarlane announced on Twitter that he wouldn't be returning to host the 2014 Oscars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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Lindsay Lohan Plotting an Escape After Betty Ford Cuts Off Her Adderall
After bouncing around from treatment center to treatment center, Lindsay Lohan finally settled on the apparent utopia of the Betty Ford clinic, where she could chain-smoke during her 90-day stay and take uppers on the reg.
But now Nurse Ratched (or the clinic's docs) have decided to strip Linds of the one thing that allows her to kinda sorta keep it together -- Adderall -- sending her into fight-or-flight mode.
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Amanda Bynes Gives Crazy Interview to Explain She’s Not Crazy
Before that video of her twerking out at a nearby gym went viral, Amanda Bynes -- hoping to prove her sanity to the world -- sat down with gossip rag InTouch for a tell-all interview.
Maybe the New York Times was just busy.
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Amanda Bynes and Her Shaved Head Look Pretty Happy [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Amanda Bynes announced last week that she had shaved half of her head, and shared some selfies that actually looked pretty rad.
Now she's given us a better look, posting a new video and some photos. In good lighting with decent resolution, even!
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One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson + Zayn Malik Score New ‘Mystery Machine’ Tour Bus [PHOTOS]
One Direction just got a new set of wheels to protect themselves from ghosts (or vengeful Taylor Swifts).