Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
Cassandra Rose
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Los Angeles mini-mansion is owned by an octogenarian who likes to house his much younger, very busty employees -- whom he occasionally dates, pays to get nude and occasionally marries. You know, your basic HR nightmare. Only he's way too much of a BAMF for rules.
When Taylor Swift Is Dealing With a Breakup, She’s Basically an Indecisive Mess
Songstress Taylor Swift was the cover model for Your Body is a Wonderland magazine and she spent her time within its pages talking about what else -- her love life.
It's not like she's a successful young woman with anything else to talk about, geez.
One Direction + the Wanted Are Fighting on the Twitters Again, This Round Louis Tomlinson Vs. Tom Parker
British boy bands One Direction and the Wanted have once again reignited their possibly PR-driven feud over the social media site Twitter.
‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe Denies Breakup Rumors
The newest 'Bachelor' couple -- Sean Lowe and his chosen one, Catherine Giudici -- have been dealing with tabloid rumors that they're on the outs. But those whispers shouldn't be surprising considering the success rate for 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette' is only about 16 percent.
Which is a whole lot better than the 0 percent success rate on Flavor Flav's dating show 'Flavor of Love.' So the
Prince Could Testify in Michael Jackson’s Wrongful Death Suit
Prince never worked with or knew Michael Jackson, but he may still testify against the tour promoter who both hired and was supposed to supervise Michael's doctor, Conrad Murray, because that's how the American justice system works.
James Franco + Seth Rogen Prank the Internet With a ‘Pineapple Express 2′ Trailer [VIDEO]
Part April Fool's joke, part viral promotion for their upcoming apocalypse film 'This is the End,' James Franco and Seth Rogen made a sequel trailer to their cultish comedy, 'Pineapple Express.'
Which might have angered and confused anyone who smoked a bowl in celebration before watching the trailer in its entirety.
Lil Wayne Opens Up About His Health Scare, Says He Has Epilepsy
Rapper Lil Wayne says epilepsy -- not an overdose on sizzurp -- landed him in the hospital on March 13 after seizures left him unconscious.
Kim Kardashian Tells Jay Leno She’s Not Fat and Her Kid Won’t Have a Stupid Name [VIDEOS]
On 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' last night (March 28), Kim Kardashian responded to her haters (read: the world) about reports calling her fat when she's just pregnant and even more reports that she's naming her kid silly things like North and Khrist.
No, Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Did Not Get Married and Forget to Invite You [VIDEO]
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling tha
Demi Lovato Will Be Returning to ‘X Factor’ and the Embrace of Simon Cowell’s Moobs
It has been confirmed that former 'X Factor' judge Demi Lovato will be returning to the show for its third season, joined by creator Simon Cowell -- but not by her former panelists Britney Spears and L.A. Reid.
The fates of co-host Khloe Kardashian and her nipples are currently unknown. (Oh let's be real here. She won't be back.)
Beyonce, Seth MacFarlane + More Use Social Media to Show Support for Marriage Equality
Yesterday, March 26, the Supreme Court began hearing arguments both for and against Prop 8, which banned same-sex marriage in the state of California.
In addition to changing their social media profile pics into the Human Rights Campaign's red equality sign, some celebrities tweeted feverishly for the repeal of the proposition, while others took to Facebook to express their support for marriage eq
Lil Wayne Is Feeling Good Enough to Ramble About His Future [VIDEO]
Lil Wayne is feeling much better now that he's been released from the hospital after suffering several seizures last week.
In fact, he's feeling so good that he made a video thanking everyone for their support and giving his fans some news. Provided you can make sense of it all, of course.