Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lady Gaga + the Osbourne Ladies Are Fighting to the Death in an Internet Battle Royale
After Lady Gaga penned an open letter to Kelly Osbourne that essentially told her to stop being such a bitch (we're paraphrasing here), Sharon Osbourne jumped in to defend her daughter. As a result, insults are being hurled and fans on both sides are involved in heated slapfights.
In other news: Timmy pulled Susan's hair during recess and now he has detention.
Lindsay Lohan Is Magic: She Can Make Almost Any Item Disappear From Its Rightful Owner
Right on schedule, Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing things again -- this time a bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor and all the furniture and flooring that Bravo used in LiLo's now-empty home for her episode of 'Million Dollar Decorators.'
StarDust: Tina Fey + Amy Poehler Suggest Drinking Every Time an Actress Cries + More
- Tina Fey and Amy Poehler teach us how to play the Golden Globes drinking game.
One Direction’s Liam Payne Thinks Even Buildings Should Know Who He Is
Liam Payne -- one part of the boy band One Direction -- says he and his family were treated badly by security at the Empire State Building on Tuesday, and he retaliated with a poorly-spelled tweet when the staffers didn't know who he was.
And then he got royally pwned. By a building.
Mariah Carey Throws Shade at Nicki Minaj During Barbara Walters Interview [VIDEO]
Seems that feud (or publicity stunt, depending on your level of cynicism) between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj isn't over just yet, because during a 'Nightline' interview with Barbara Walters, Mariah threw major shade at her fellow 'American Idol' judge.
Meow, indeed.
Wanna Rent Lindsay Lohan’s Last Home? Bring Cash. And Maybe an Exorcist. [PHOTOS]
Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay the rent on her home and has since been evicted (or she's just relocating to New York, as her rep would have us believe) -- and you can profit from her misfortune.
Of course by "profit" we mean "live in a house that reeks of lost opportunity and flop sweat."
Demi Lovato Takes Part In the Strangest Interview in the History of Ever [VIDEO]
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is known for sometimes being too weird to function, but it's crossed some strange line that we didn't even think existed with its own live-action late night television offering 'The Eric Andre Show.'
The premise is simple: Invite a celebrity to appear (in this instance, Demi Lovato), don't warn them about anything the host is about to do, and let the hijinx begin.
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Nicki Minaj Is Concerned ‘American Idol’ Will Damage Her Precarious Street Cred
High up on the list of things that shouldn't concern Nicki Minaj: becoming “too famous.” Yet the singer is incredibly worried that her new role as judge on 'American Idol' could do just that, even though it opens her up to whole a new audience of exactly no one since 'Idol' watchers already know who she is.
Friends Say Kim Kardashian’s Not Pregnant – Just Germy and Fat
Don't you hate when everyone thinks you're pregnant but then it just turns out you have the flu? No? Well, you're clearly not Kim Kardashian.
Because why should Kate Middleton's tummy troubles get all the attention?
David Letterman to Oprah: ‘Jay Leno Is the Most Insecure Person I Have Ever Known’ [VIDEO]
David Letterman went on 'Oprah: The Next Chapter' (because her final chapters will never be final) to talk about his affair scandal and his rivalry with fellow late-night talk show host Jay Leno.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Sounds like someone has a weird diaper fetish - or maybe a broken olfactory gland. This actress once admitted, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."