Ashton Kutcher As Swordfish – Dating Video
This is just one of the many reasons why I would never use a dating website.
I realize that this is just Ashton Kutcher pretending to be some guy called Swordfish who is looking to meet someone hot... you know... thin but curvy in the right spots... but not too curvy. He likes poetry & tattoos & he's waiting for you ladies.
Wow. Yep. This is just... wow.