Because saying "supermodel" wouldn't be verbose enough, Adam Levine is specifying just what he wants in a woman.

The jist? Only one item of clothing, not too much perfume and really, really low expectations.

The Maroon 5 frontman is currently dating a Victoria's Secret Angel, but snagging him is as simple as wearing two things, both of which you can borrow from him.

"I think women look great wearing men's watches -- a big, chunky watch," Levine told Refinery29. "Men's shirts also look good on women ... just the shirt, that's what I prefer." (Hey, Solange -- you're doin' it right.)

Another tip to turn 'The Voice' coach's chair head? Don't reek of Jean Nate, and try not to slap on 'RuPaul's Drag Race' amounts of warpaint. His turnoffs were that simple: "Too much perfume and too much makeup. Yuck."

As for where to go on a date? Don't assume that because he's a multimillionaire that you'll be enjoying foie gras or steak or even a diner. Ain't nobody got time for that.

"I always like to dress up in a tuxedo and tell the girl to dress real fancy," he teased. "I like to pick her up and go to McDonald's in a tuxedo. It's a good spontaneous, romantic thing you can do that's also cost-effective."

You're rich, bro. What gives?

"What if you don't like the person? It's only the first date," Levine pleaded. "Dress fancy, but go to McDonald's. Her world will be so rocked. You might be able to take her to the opera afterwards. If you don't like her, you can just take her home."

Come on, man. At least spring for KFC.