A Timeline of Holiday Eating

Yesterday was Easter and I'm pretty sure I was one bite away from exploding because all the food I ate.  I've created a timeline on what you're thinking while shoveling food into your face and all the feelings you experience while doing so.

Food has been served

"Yes, I'm going to eat so much, I can not wait"

"Why is grandma taking so long to pass the potatoes????  Just toss them over here,I'm   clearly starving."

"Oh no, I'm running out of room on my plate...do I dare just getting a second plate to fit it all at once?  Do I just wait and risk there being leftover dumplings when it gets back over to me??  I can't let my food touch........NEVER RISK IT."  *Rearrange food*

"Whew, I sure am getting full....Pass the green bean casserole please???"

"I'm miserable, I can't move, but I haven't had enough of the potato casserole yet.  Keep.  Pushing.  On"

"I should have stopped.  I will most likely vomit within the next thirty minutes.  I've made a horrible mistake."

"Oh...there's dessert?"