5 Questions Everyone Asks When You Get Engaged

This is a magical time they said, wedding planning will be fun they said. Spoiler alert, it's all lies.

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1
When's The Date?
Well I just got engaged last week so....
2
Do you know what kind of dress you want?
Um...? A white one?
3
You're going to invite me, right?
We haven't spoken in 7 years, but sure. Seriously people come out of the woodwork. They only want me for the open bar.
4
Will you be writing your own vows?
You want me to plan this thing AND try to be sentimental? I'll take the prewritten ones thank you.
5
So does this mean babies are in the future?
Can I get married before we start with the kid questions? It's a good day if I leave the house with pants on and remember to feed my dog, and you think I'm capable of caring for another human being right now?

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