I feel like by completing a quarter of a century, I've learned a thing or two.  Here's some life lessons from me to you.

Melissa Awesome/KISS FM
Melissa Awesome/KISS FM
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  • 1

    Always eat the last cookie

    Life's short, and if you don't take the last cookie, someone else will. Might as well be you.

  • 2

    "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

    Okay, this isn't always true but it is especially true if they walk out of a bathroom and exclaim "SOMEONE SERIOUSLY STUNK THAT PLACE UP EW!"  Chances are it was not "someone" it was the person throwing stones.

  • 3

    You should only trust people with big butts

    It's true.  They can't lie.

  • 4

    When life gives you lemons....

    You take them.  Because free stuff doesn't come by often, and fresh produce isn't cheap.

  • 5

    Mom and Dad were right...

    True story.  As much as you don't want to believe it, your parents were pretty much right about everything. But you still were a hard head and had to learn that the hard way.

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