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16 Things You May Deal With After Becoming an Evansville Police Officer

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The Evansville Police Department (EPD) is currently accepting applications from people interested in joining the force. And while you’ll no doubt be responsible for keeping the community safe from ne’er do-gooders such as thieves, meth labs, and drunk drivers, there will certainly be times where you’ll need to keep people safe from themselves.

Thanks to local Facebook page, Evansville Watch, we common folk get a chance to stay up on speed on the latest happenings in our area, from traffic accidents causing problems on our highways and byways, to the more serious offenses like the aforementioned meth labs, orĀ convenience store robberies. But every once in awhile, the administrators of Evansville Watch like to lighten things up a bit by posting a few of the more absurd goings-on in the tri-state. The following is a list of 17 incidents I’ve found that regardless of the obscurity, requires police assistance. I just hope they were able to keep a straight face.

Evansville Watch - Ankle Bracelet Socks
Maybe they were cankles? (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Bicycle Pee
Who has time to stop and pee? Not this guy. (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Band Fight
No, we’re playing “Mustang Sally!” (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Candy Bar Theft
Must be that new “Eat & Run” diet. (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Drunk Hugging
Make love, not war I always say. (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Indecent Exposure
“Does this look infected?” (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Infant Scooter
In their defense, there’s no room for a car seat on those things. (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Interstate Bicycle Tricks
Coming up after “Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo”, it’s an all new “Suicidal Bike Riders” only on TLC (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Lawn Chair
Do you expect her to stand and drink beer? What is this, the Stone Age? (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Meat Pants
“Is that a t-bone in your pocket or are you…no, that’s a t-bone.” (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Naked Motel
Maybe the concrete is better for his back. (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Shaking Fist
“Hey you kids, stay off my road!” (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Top Hat Baseball
“I don’t always swing baseball bats at cars, but when I do, I keep it classy.” (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Underwear Construction
Don’t ask where he keeps his screwdriver. (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Wal-Mart Theft
I get the shoes and wallet, but the drink? I guess stealing makes one thirsty. (Facebook)
Evansville Watch - Weed Allergy
He new something was wrong when he started getting the munchies for Benadryl. (Facebook)

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