Starting Saturday morning, my daughter and I both woke up with a stomach bug. It wasn't pretty but I learned a lot from my special time on "hiatus."

Dirty mouth? Clean it up! By any means necessary...

Phenergan is a heck of a drug!

You find out who really loves you.

Washing dishes makes me want to yack...

You just don't have the same affinity for the foods you love.

This will make you want to yack... (really with or without the stomach flu)

Child vomit isn't any nicer than adult vomit.

Phenergan is a heck of a drug!

Wear LOTS of makeup when you come back to work if you don't want to be quarantined.

My dogs LOVE it when I stay home sick!

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