Twitter Handle: @FATWALMARTLADY

While I've never asked him about it, I believe this account was set up by a good friend and former co-worker of mine who has worked for a radio station in Ft. Wayne for the past several years. Typed in all caps and featuring absolutely atrocious spelling and grammar, the tweets are few and far between, but when they do happen, they are stellar and perfectly capture the essence of the "people of Wal-Mart" stereotype.

Content Advisory: Like Fake Lloyd Winnecke, some of what Fat Wal-Mart Lady shares uses "salty" language. She also enjoys making references to specific body areas of her body, their functions, and in some cases what she'd like certain people to do to those areas. Consider yourself warned.

(Twitter)